20th Anniversary
“Hey, Deb. My wife just made arrangements to stay at a Bed & Breakfast for our 20th wedding anniversary.”
Deb, a co-worker, congratulated me and asked some details. You know, the wheres and whens.
I told her that we’re staying in Cape May in June. “And my wife got the room with the hot tub near the bed. You know what that means?” I winked and nodded.
Nonplussed Deb answered, “Umm. You’re going to have sex in a hot tub?”
“No, better! I’m having sex in June!”
“What you usually don’t have sex in June?”
I explained to her that I have three children. They are roughly six years apart in age. “My wife only has sex with me ever six years or so.”
Silence.
“These are jokes, Deb. I’m making jokes. I have a lot of sex … just not always with a partner.”
Walking away she said to herself, “I work with idiots.”
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