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Nonsequitors for 2008-04-28

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• The doctor wants to discuss my friends abnormal testicular ultrasound. He’s worried. I told him not to get nutty. Get it? Nutty.
• The stories you read about a cat who finds his way back 1000 miles to his owner’s home? They come all the way back just to say, “Fuck you!”
• Turns out my friend’s testicles are fine. He does have spina bifida though. Let doctors run enough tests and they’ll always find something.
• Parker Lang pees sitting down like a girl.

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