Nonsequitors for 2008-05-06 by Jim of KINGS & carnies

In Nonsequitors on 6 May 2008 with 1 comment

Boston won; the Yanks didn’t lose. The Yanks didn’t play.
Elephant In the Room: Annie Leibovitz’s photograph of Miley Cyrus is not a good photograph. I take better photographs of drunks at the fair.
Best Statement of the Morning: “She hit the pole harder than we realized.” (Made regarding a nutty employee with a glass eye and a limp.)
Sirius radio, which I listen to at my desk, has a new Neil Diamond channel. I lasted 5 songs, which might be a record.
@whistlingfish Nice talking to you, Jefferson.
There are grown men in black suits who feed their families and pay mortgages by selling adult diapers. Turns out it’s a cut-throat business.
According to the adult diaper guy, it’s not a cut-throat business. It’s a shitty business. Ha! I get jokes.
@greaterweb What did the adult diaper guy smell like? Depends.
Anderson Cooper looks the part.
It’s not that I don’t like people. I don’t like how they act. I’m sure you’re all saying the same thing about me.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” - Albert Einstein

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