Nonsequitors for 2008-05-19 by Jim of KINGS & carnies

In Nonsequitors on 19 May 2008 with 1 comment

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
MY NICE EVENING: Sitting in an easy chair with my laptop, disturbed only by my wife yelling at me saying, “Wake up! You’re snoring!”
For those wondering what they should do with the day: Go mow my lawn.
To jennifoofoo Smoking vs Tanning Addiction : Adenocarcinoma with mets to brain & bone vs. malignant melanoma. It’s a tough choice.
To All Who Would Mow My Lawn, I need you by 4pm. You’ll need to clear the garden detritus first - rake provided. Use of John Deere approved.
To All Who Would Mow My Lawn: I do not reimburse for gas needed to get to my house.
To jennifoofoo I took the initial Brain Age test. It told me my brain age was 21. 20 is the youngest. I stopped playing. No reason to go on.
Baby Jake is being weaned off the breast. He just sucks before he’s off to sleep, mainly for his comfort. Hey, just like his Uncle Jim!
“Mortify” (from “mors”=death & “facere”=to do). One definition is “to become gangrenous.” I hope I don’t mortify my wife and daughter.
Girls didn’t intimidate me until I realized that they didn’t think touching a dead bird was cool. Only boys think that’s cool.

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