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Nonsequitors for 2008-06-30

In Nonsequitors on 30 June 2008 with no comments

@sandrakay65 Dear Wife, Forgetting my birthday cake yesterday only means one thing: BIRTHDAY CAKE TONIGHT! WOOT! #

Over the last 12 years there have only been 51 permits to build new homes in Asbury Park, New Jersey. From 1996 until 2002, there were no, ZERO, permits to build new homes.
30% of Asbury Park’s residents have incomes below the “poverty level.” The average annual household income is only one-third that of the rest […]

Nonsequitors for 2008-06-28

In Nonsequitors on 28 June 2008 with no comments

15 Greens In Regulation + 2 3-putts = 73 = $50 #

Nonsequitors for 2008-06-27

In Nonsequitors on 27 June 2008 with no comments

My birthday is Sunday. “Aunt” Barb at work gave me a small gift. You have no idea how touched I am. #

Nonsequitors for 2008-06-26

In Nonsequitors on 26 June 2008 with no comments

@Phineas As a student of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, I’m going to recommend the cross collar choke: http://tinyurl.com/5jsqzs #

Nonsequitors for 2008-06-25

In Nonsequitors on 25 June 2008 with no comments

@dsmouse Several times a year my collar gets squirrelly. I’m always thankful to the person who fixes it. It’s never been a stranger though. #
The car in front of me had a magnetic sign on it that said, “PROFESSIONAL Student Driver.” Who knew you could get paid for driving poorly? #
@jennifoofoo Little Jake is weaning […]

I’m Giving Him a 10

In Blog on 25 June 2008 with 1 comment

I’m not big on linking to videos here, but:

God’s Work

In Blog on 25 June 2008 with 3 comments

Not long ago, I assisted a nursing home nurse render care to one of her patients. Her patient was a 90-year-old woman in the later stages of Alzheimer’s Disease. I was helping the woman stand while she was being showered.
What I do, what the people I work with do, is God’s work. We are Angels. […]

Nonsequitors for 2008-06-24

In Nonsequitors on 24 June 2008 with no comments

Richard Clarke seems as sane a man as I’ve ever seen on television. I wonder how freaky he really is.
The Cialis commercial says “Don’t take Cialis with alcohol.” I think they’re worried you might use your new found erection on an ugly chick.
When George Carlin was John McCain’s age, he was dead!
Golf with Uncle Pat: […]

Writing Crap

In Blog on 24 June 2008 with 2 comments

I spent the better part of the last hour writing a post that you’ll never read. Boring. Insipid. Long.
And it didn’t go anywhere.
I wanted to tell a story about how I stood up to the neighborhood bully. The neighborhood being the golf course; the bully being Georgie, an ex-high school athlete.
Georgie insulted me once. He […]

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