Nonsequitors for 2008-06-23 by Jim of KINGS & carnies

In Nonsequitors on 23 June 2008 with 1 comment

There’s a small chance that George Carlin is trying to make sense of things and barter his way into a better situation.
The old couple were having a nice conversation until he said, “My God, don’t you ever shut up?” It didn’t work. I think she was used to him.
In 20 years of marriage, I’ve never known my wife to poop. She has, however, gone into the bathroom to fix her hair a lot.
In 20 years of marriage, my wife has never farted either. But she always seems to be around our pets when they have “problems with gas.”

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