Nonsequitors
Lemon Ohs! are baked in God’s bakery, just like Lorna Doones and Fig Newtons. #
2 Unplayable Lies (If it’s UNPLAYABLE kick it into play & LIE about it) + 2 Bad Pitches = 1 Triple Bogey + 1 Double Bogey = 80 + $0.00 #
“I’ll make fun of you for not knowing things I just learned yesterday.” Doug Stanhope #
“If you think about it, you’re already late.” Jean Jacques Machado describing executing jiu-jitsu techniques #
When you the dad of a 4-year-old, “Tip-Top-Toe” is almost as good a game as “Pop-a-Razor Scissor Shoot!” #
When you are the dad of a 4-year-old, “Tip-Top-Toe” is almost as good a game as “Pop-a-Razor Scissor Shoot!” #
40 on the front + 36 on the back = $20 in my pocket. #
The Little One wanted to know who built our house. And why they didn’t finish. #
If George Bush lied to bring us to war, is he responsible (criminally liable) for the people (troops & citizens) that died in Iraq? #
Remind me to read some of Gerry Spence’s stuff: http://www.gerryspence.com/shared.html #
Is what the right brain experiences real? #
@sandrakay65 Dear Wife, Forgetting my birthday cake yesterday only means one thing: BIRTHDAY CAKE TONIGHT! WOOT! #
15 Greens In Regulation + 2 3-putts = 73 = $50 #
My birthday is Sunday. “Aunt” Barb at work gave me a small gift. You have no idea how touched I am. #
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