Nonsequitors
The wife and I are tipping the Chivas while watching Larry King interviewing McCain: “McCain! Rice Krispies or Rice Chex?!” #
Trapper Tom said, “It’s not gray squirrels; it’s flying squirrels. Flying squirrels are tough to get rid of.” They’re in my walls and attic. #
“It doesn’t matter how many trees you cut down. Flying squirrels […]
I have 3 email addresses. Two are forwarded to one account. I just realized that none of the forwarders are working. I can’t figure it out. #
Every. Thing. Is. Broken. Everything. #
Posted a new JimFo: The Unforgettable Fire (http://is.gd/57X6). Let me know what you think. A friend made me write it. #
@whistlingfish What makes you […]
“I’d rather watch two chickens f*** than coach football.” LT #
In about a half-hour I think I’ll crack open a pumpkin beer. Or two. #
The “Jelly Belly” jelly beans that are yellow with dark spots are infected sinus flavored. I’m sure of it. #
The Twitter message says that Twitter is “tits up” when they’re, well, tits up. I think that’s funny. #
@debsmouse For some reason, […]
Do you want to learn about hope? Watch a 4-year-old bowl. #
There’s something cool about a short-order cook. #
I know Dany Quayle. And Sarah Palin is no Dan Quayle. #
“Oh no. I think I just put an ear in the testicle bucket,” Mike Rowe. #
Slowly but surely I will be breathing life back into my long-time personal website: JimFormation.com. Look for it in a browser near you. #
Obama ‘08: Get disappointed by someone new. (Bumper Sticker) #
ESPN says Bethpage Black is the USA’s 6th hardest golf course. I just shot 84 there. #
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