of KINGS & carnies

@Phineas You can only screw around with your Gmail themes if Gmail allows you themes. I haven't been trusted by them yet. 51 mins ago

The wife and I are tipping the Chivas while watching Larry King interviewing McCain: “McCain! Rice Krispies or Rice Chex?!” #
Trapper Tom said, “It’s not gray squirrels; it’s flying squirrels. Flying squirrels are tough to get rid of.” They’re in my walls and attic. #
“It doesn’t matter how many trees you cut down. Flying squirrels can glide 300 feet.” - Trapper Tom #
@tammyr Nocturnal squirrels are living in the wall behind my bed. Nocturnal, that means that they’re up all night. It means I’m up too. #
@mpaige … science in the home. Late nights all alone with a flying squirrel. Oh, ohoh, oh. #
In NJ, it’s a felony to use mothballs to try to exterminate squirrels. #
@debsmouse I haven’t seen one yet. Trapper Tom did; he saw poop & footprints too! The wife saw one before we knew what it was. No pics yet. #

I have 3 email addresses. Two are forwarded to one account. I just realized that none of the forwarders are working. I can’t figure it out. #
Every. Thing. Is. Broken. Everything. #
Posted a new JimFo: The Unforgettable Fire (http://is.gd/57X6). Let me know what you think. A friend made me write it. #
@whistlingfish What makes you more a communist: That you smoked dope or that you shared or that you went to a rock concert? #
@zeldman It’s “clusterfuck o’clock” already?! I didn’t even have coffee yet. Did the clocks change? Damn. #
It’s a U2 afternoon for me. And I’m being a snob about it too. “You don’t understand U2 like I understand U2.” Hey, I’m in the moment. #
I just spent the better part of an afternoon designing an 9×5 ad that I think is supposed to be 5×9. I told you, everything is broken. #
The boss gave me a bottle of Chivas with a couple of rocks glasses. Guess what I’ll be doing once the kidlets are all tucked in. #
@Phineas I will not share the good alcohol with the children. They can get by on MD 20/20 (which tastes a lot like Jolly Ranchers). #
What celebrity is white, was shot down behind enemy lines, and can’t lift his arms above his head? McCain? Nope. Snoopy! (an edited retweet) #

In about a half-hour I think I’ll crack open a pumpkin beer. Or two. #
The “Jelly Belly” jelly beans that are yellow with dark spots are infected sinus flavored. I’m sure of it. #
The Twitter message says that Twitter is “tits up” when they’re, well, tits up. I think that’s funny. #
@debsmouse For some reason, I disappear off the web from time-to-time. Even I don’t understand it. #
Turns out that the best egg sandwiches in town are made by the guy in the bowling alley’s greasy “cafe.” And only $2.50 to boot! #